Hot Oven

Farting under the duvet and causing a warm gust of pungent air to be expelled when the sheets are disturbed.

Dude, don't hot oven this bed when we're heads and tails

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cake in the oven

A phrase often used to describe when someone is pregnant (see preggers). "Cake" making reference to the baby, and "oven" meaning belly or womb.

Also see the phrase, "bun in the oven".

1. "Did you here about Miss Grey?" "Yeah, she's got a cake in the oven. Wonder who's the da'."

2. "Her dad was shocked when he found out she had a cake in the oven."

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Dutch oven

Beneath the bedclothes after someone has played ‘Reveille' on the botty bugle.

"A Dutch Oven is the art of cooking ones partners' head beneath the bedclothes using cabbage-gas, made popular by Emperor Julius Ceaser during the hieght of Roman rule in Europe". (Adam Hart-Davies, from the popular TV series 'What the Romans did for us, 2003')

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Jew Oven

A rather less-than-deviant sex move. When your having sex with someone and you shove them in an oven!
(don't try this at home)

Hitler: I'm charged with murder because I gave my girlfriend a jew oven.

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Beast Oven

Female genitalia, for instance beast oven refers to the fact that the female has a child inside of her that more than likely will turn out to be a fucktard therefore A beast.The oven part of this should be self explanatory.

"I be stuffn' that BEAST OVEN"

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Dutch Oven

A Dutch oven is when u fart under the covers a bed and don’t air it out. As a result you will end up with a warm and smelly surprise.

Girl: I don’t sleep with Cormac anymore.
Guy: Why?
Girl: Because every time I’m trying to fall asleep I’m hit with a Dutch Oven

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Dutch Oven

When you fart underneath the blankets, and then pull the covers over your head so you can smell your own gas is all of it's glory.

Dave: "Whats that smell?"
Kendell: "Sorry I just did a Dutch Oven"

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