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the well-known British practice of waking up at 1:40pm exactly to catch the lunchtime edition of cult soap, neighbours. see also the five thirty five grind.
- Had a productive day?
- Well... got the one forty itch, then took in a bit of doctors and murdershewrote, then... went back to bed.
- Nice. Fancy a quick drink later?
- Well, after last night...
A condition where you itch your anal cavity aggressively until a blood clot builds up. Death may occur
How did little Timmy die? -He died from a fatal butt itch.
Itching your elbow is used to describe jerking off or masturbating.
“Last night I itched my elbow so long my hand cramped up 😉”
“I itch my elbow for like 3 hours every day.”
“What does that mean?”
“All of GenZ uses ‘itching my elbow’ as masturbating”
When you feel itchy around your body so you transform into Ultra Itch-stincts and can predict where the itch is coming next and scratch that part of the body before the itchy sensation appears!
I'm getting itchy! I'm transforming into Ultra Itch-Stincts so i can scratch my body before i feel itchy
The length of pubic hair that causes an overwhelming itching sensation that can't be ignored.
Can also be caused by crabs.
"Dude, quit scratching your crotch!"
"Man I can't help it, I have serious 6 o'clock itch!"
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The need to jerk off after long periods of gaming
After I got done playing COD I got a real bad gamers itch
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To itch ones threshold.
To itch ones genitalia.
When someones balls are itching this term is used to make a public statement that you are going to or are currently are itching them.
Comes from the totally awesome soundtrack of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World in the song "threshold" (played by the fictional band sex bob-omb originally written by Beck) at the part in the end when the lyrics go "reaching my threshold" but the word "reaching" is commonly mistaken for "itching"
"maaan my threshold is REALLY itching"
dude 1: right so in 1777 george washington-
dude 2:DUDE!!! what are you doing??
dude 1:WHAT?? im itching my threshold!
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