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What a thief does to a picture of your wife in the middle of the day
Your mom just Jonah 12'd in my ass.
To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and we're overconfident that you would win
Wow John got jonahed in that debate huh?
a funny, kind, considerate, caring, guy who is always there for you, don't promise you won't fall for him, he's amazing, normally with brown or blonde hair, average or short height, and a Sagittarius normally, he is one of the best people on the planet, never lose or let go of him as you will regret it. keep him around as your best friend.
love ya, Jonah Ruisi
Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.
Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"
Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"
Keiran: *Autistic grunts*
Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"
AKA The J.B Clubby, I should’ve patented this while in Utero, but here is the recipe to my Classic Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich!
Ingredients:
- 3 Slices of Bologna ;)
- 2 slices of Bread (your choice)
- Mayonnaise
- Mustard (any but I use Dijon)
- Dill pickles (sliced)
- Sriracha Sauce :P (optional)
You must prepare this sandwich in this order for max efficiency…Start by throwing your two slices of bread into the toaster and place your three Bologna slices (hear me out) over the toaster opening to trap the heat and warm up the Bologna. While you wait for the toast to pop, grab all of the ingredients (cut the pickles if not pre-sliced). Once toasted, spread mayo on both slices of bread and spread mustard and Sriracha in between the Bologna slices, layer the pickles evenly (do not over do), slap the top slice of bread on, apply slight pressure to ensure all contents remain insitu, and cut the sandwich in half to share with someone special or to double down on >:) ENJOY!
Tim: “Yo have you tried the Jonah Bologna Clubhouse Sandwich?”
Tom: “Yeah man, all the flavours collide hella”
Tam: “Gotta get me a second J.B Clubby bruv”
If a person used their stupidity to further expand their use of humorous vocabulary they would be told they are a Jonah Wizniuk or funny guy
YO that dude is so stupid hes a Jonah wizniuk
When a Kid obsessed with fire is allowed to cook, it is reffered to as 'Uncle Jonah's Chargrill'
Most Commonly Used in NSW Australia
Guy: and thats how you burn sausages.
Guy2: welcome to Uncle Jonah's Chargrill!