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Genital Warts... particularly a case so bad that Stevie Wonder could decipher a large portion of "War and Peace" by touching your shaft. An obvious spinoff on the term "junk mail".
I don't want to hear you whining about your damn painful discharge... look at this fucking junk braille on my dick!
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A term used in reference to that asshole Alan spitting lies. Like pure junk pouring from his mouth.
Alan: Yo I got that hotty last night to come back with me.
You: No you didn't, junk mouth.
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The shaft of the penis or junk. Most commonly referring to the shaft of an erect penis.
I'll be ready when I'm fucking ready! Damn woman, get off my junk stick!
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The phantom genital pain a member of the opposite sex gets when reading or hearing about someone's junk being injured.
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I felt him getting kicked in the balls in my sympathy junk.
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Punching somebody in the balls.
Dude, I just hit Steve with a gnarly junk shot...I think he started pissing blood.
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