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Squatters knob

You can be infected with Squatters Knob through contact with shady or moist people from places such as Ipswich or Narara. The cause of Squatters Knob is an enigma to the medical community due to its rapid spreading nature a no known cure.

Jamie was lurking in the shadows of the Ipswich tavern smoking area, when suddenly Friendy's mother cornered him with pulsating intention and infected him with Squatters Knob.

by ROOTS BLOODY ROOOOOOTSSSSS December 25, 2020


Shaving the Knob

Using teeth during a blowjob

Last night she was shaving the knob so bad I got razor burn

by PeteyGotshaved August 4, 2019


pink knob

A clear flaw intentionally placed in a product intended to be shown to a customer or superior during inspection. The idea is to give an obvious, easily fixed problem to the audience for them to focus on and suggest for correction. The person that notices the flaw leaves feeling good that they contributed to the effort or that they saved the effort from the poor souls that worked on it.

I put that pink knob in the flowchart so the boss will feel like he helped define the process.

by Babaganoosh February 5, 2010


Office knob

A term often used to describe someone who makes the office and work their entire personality. Often these people will come into the office 2 hours before their shift starts and leave 2 hours after it ends without overtime pay, often to attempt to impress their boss and co-workers.

Karen: I left the office at 7PM last night can I get a pay rise?
Manager: No stop being an office knob and work your contracted hours.

by Conwell_Laypang September 5, 2022


Slosh-knob

A term used to describe the poor state of one's penis after engaging in acts of sex with a less-than-desirable partner. The prefix 'slosh' could indicate that the penis is infected with an STI or in mangy condition as a result of the recent intercourse.

"Hey Jim, you and your slosh-knob can get the fuck away from me! I know where you've been putting that thing lately!"

by Jo-Ho999 March 5, 2010


Knobbing Off

'Knobbing Off/To Knob off' - To get something done.

Natalie is quickly knobbing off her coffee before heading to work this morning as he is running late.

by Paul Webb Snr March 22, 2009


hog knob

Scottish word for very stupid person.

Don't stick that fork in the power point ya hog knob!

by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018