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To defecate. Can be used by either a man or woman, but is more funny when used by a man.
"scuse me, wheres the can? I gotta go lay an egg"
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Another phrase for the act of defication.
Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.
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A term used to describe heavy sexual activity; to rail; complete and absolute sexual toil
Dude, this chick was so horny, I was laying brick like a true champion until sunrise.
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Lai is a day where you are lazy emotionless and have pineapple hair
David chucked a lai yesterday, so he didn't turn up
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The sex you receive on Valentines Day
Dude 1: how was yesterday?
Dude 2: I had a great Valentines Lay, she let me do what I want...
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verb:
the act of defecating
"Where's your bathroom? I gotta lay a fece."
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1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone
3. A healthy bowel movement
Ex. 1
Chandler: Check it out broseph: I'm Laying a Demo for my soon to be hit song.
Taylor: Really? What's it called?
Chandler: It's called "We Make Crap Music and You Love Us For it." Think of it as System of a Down meets KISS.
Taylor: Awesome. Bet it hits No. 1.
Ex. 2
Killa G Dogg (rapping): "Punk ass suckas be comin to the Yoch to schlemo / I pull out the strap and start Laying a Demo"
Ex. 3
DeAndre: I just ate four slices of convenience store pizza, dusted four cups of convenience store coffee, and chugged a 4-0. My stomach is rumbling!
DeMarcus: And you're gonna be Laying a Demo in a moment!
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