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legal crime

Something that feels illegal but isn't. Examples include:

-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms

"Yo i just shat in a public bathroom"
"Dude you just committed a legal crime!"

by toilet struggler January 28, 2023


Legal exemption clause

If you are having court cases about this you are in violation of the legal exemption clause. I don't care if the judge has to bring it to me themselves. All of it. At once. Immediately.

Hym "YOU agreed to the terms of service. It's time for you to pay up. There is no court filing that need to happen here. And doing so is a violation of the legal exemption clause. You have taken way too long and I am starting to consider abusing it."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2025


legally seek(s)

To seek something legally

(Brian, you're such a faggot, you need to legally seek(s) it)

by Nigg Nogg egg nogg December 31, 2017


COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION

Getting pushed pass the SHITLIST has caused this to be an incredible solution to age old problems.

Let the POLITICIANS AND BIBLICAL PEOPLE decide on this ELON WISHES for the future.

You and the other party cannot be present as the VERDICT IS THE LAST RESORT.

Listen if you are working for someone I can't pay you any money but since you have been pushed pass the SHIT LIST I will let you have 3 DICKS TO SUCK PER HOUR AND TWO FUCKS PER HOUR for your excellent MOPED WORK AS JOHN call this COMBINATORIAL LEGALIIZATION the only catch is you will be a SUBMISSIVE SEX SLAVE no matter what is we decide on the appropriate SEX ACTS you have to work for and SEX PARTNERS.

Manufacture all the batteries we need and we will take care of all the RESTITUTION ARRANGEMENTS as the COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION is the KOREAN NASA SCREW YOU PROGRAM with plenty of room in OUTER SPACE TENSOR GOOGLE STATISTICAL DENSITY PROGRAM.

SCARY to say the least as if you think you can change your situation as COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION is the precedent of the FUTURE as anymore acquiescent volunteers here.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 13, 2022


Screaming-legal

Adjective/Noun

A sexual act in which one person does not consent to and to which police and the courts are involved

You know that town slut? Yeah, well the butch went screaming-legal on me.

by Twiggysmalls January 29, 2019


Legal Simp

A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.

“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”

by Lifel1k3 April 11, 2022


legalize nuclear warheads

legalize nuclear warheads is my username :)

the person with the username legalize nuclear warheads on urbandictionary.com is a very cool dude

by legalize nuclear warheads June 02, 2023