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did your sports team lose?

This a way to say β€œare you on your period?” to a man.

It means your being really emotional right now and I’m going to blame it on your sports team like you blame my emotions on my menstruation.
Meant to be said to misogynistic, straight men.

Wallet: As if you know anything about politics. Politics is for men.
You: Did your sports team lose?
Wallet: What?
You: Well you’re being really emotional so I thought was one of those days...

by average evolved monkey June 1, 2020


International lose your friend day

On January 24th we all lose sm1 really close to us and then they become an asshole. I mean like it happened to me

Oh u lost a friend on the 24th same.

Odd that it was on the same day.
I guess that's what happens on International lose your friend day

by mills.com January 26, 2021


losing my mind on urban dictionary

please just help me ahhhhhh.

just help....me pls im losing my mind on urban dictionary

by IS THAT REAL February 5, 2021

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


What do you have to lose?

Donald Trump's justification for the risk of taking Hydroxychloroquine, an unproven and minimally tested "cure" for COVID-19, which is known to be potentially lethal when inappropriately administered.

β€œAll I can tell you is, so far I seem to be OK,” Trump said, adding that, β€œI get a lot of tremendously positive news on the hydroxy. What do you have to lose?”

by Monkey's Dad May 19, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


lose the bay bridge series

To commit suicide by jumping off the Bay Bridge.

Stiv was a psychotic suicidal douche so he decided to lose the bay bridge series

by Downvoting Victim October 9, 2006

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Last Chance To Lose Your Keys

home on a saturday nite with all my doors locked up tight i won't think about you baby....
best song from brand new ever

it's girls like you that make me think i'm better off..HOME ON A SATURDAY NITE..

by davide January 9, 2005

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


heads i win, tails you lose

An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor

Let's flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose

by ThunderSpider July 17, 2017

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