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a suck loser is a loser's loser. there are plenty of losers, but only a few are so extreme that they are not just losers, but belong to the elite field of suck losers. a suck loser is doomed for all eternity to be a suck loser.
Jeffrey thought the woman on the L train was checking him out; in reality, she was trying to figure out how to tell him his fly was open. He is such a suck loser.
Kris thought her patient was flattering her and hitting on her. Later on the patient's family explained that he had a frontal lobe brain tumor and was speaking nonsense. That is when she realized that she is a suck loser.
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Someone who takes anime too seriously or never stops talking about it.
Someone said by an anime loser "Did you see the episode when protagonist school kid transformed into the robo demon octo-senpai ?"
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Blames everything possible for the loss except himself.
"Dude, you should've seen that Tony bloke, he almost cried when that kid choked him out in a grapple spar"
"Yeah dude, he's a real sore loser. Can never admit that he's a sh*t C*$t..."
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(noun) The denial expressed by an individual about their lack of popularity, despite all physical evidence to the contrary.
"Are you in Loser Denial?"
"I had a bad case of Loser Denial myself"
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One who:
i. Acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com
ii. Acts nothing like their online alter-ego in real life
iii. Spends majority of the day on social networking sites attempting to "pick up chicks"
Brian: Hey dude, did you see this hot chick I found on facebook.com?
Steve: You're such a facebook loser!
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When a slower vehicle overtakes a faster vehicle after a speed contest. After the speed contest has finished, the slower vehicle proceeds to pass the faster vehicle to inflate the ego /recieve an erection/brag to friends, or any combination of the above. This loser flyby can be performed by any make/model of vehicle, as long as the said car is significantly slower than the opponent. See also ricer flyby, meathead flyby.
Billy-boy: Did you see that joe-bob, I just smoked that riceboy civic there?
Joe-bob: No you did'nt, you just performed a loser flyby.
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Riceboy: Bro I just dusted that Mustang...
Riceboy's friend: Dude...that was a total loser flyby.
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That layer of stinky filth that clings to people who have been smoking. This labels them as losers to anyone with a sense of smell. Loser dust also accumulates on the furniture in smoky bars and in the homes of losers.
WOW! That loser upwind of us is not smoking right now, but he is clearly covered with enough loser dust to stink up the whole block! You can even see the shitstain on his mustache from here!
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