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1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"
"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
The place where all kids go to chill.. as if
One wif of the bathroom you will com out smellin like fruits and weed😭
Don’t step foot in the schools in General you will see bitches getten they ah beat n ppl with collars and leashes being pulled around
Girl 1: YO SHE GETIN HER AH BEAT!!!
Teacher:🤷 ♀️ It’s Manchester Indiana
A football match that used to be entertaining, but is now a local derby between a club with no history and a club with no future.
"Hey the Manchester Derby is on"
No one cares city will just win 3-0"
The Battle between Manchester City and Manchester United
Tommorows the FA CUP Final or Manchester Derby
A school located in the state of Maryland. Prides itself on being one of the most eco-friendly schools in Maryland. This isn't much of an achievement considering the areas surrounding it are urbanized and it's situated in an almost purely agrarian (Farm based) region. For a large portion of its history, it experienced overpopulation with its school body colliding with the former high school North Carroll Highschool. Overall it is a decent High School that can provide for it's students but that depends on the student and teacher in question.
"Hey, what school do you go to?"
"Oh I go to Manchester Valley Highschool"
Other Word for smooth, clean or slick.
-Omg his clothes are so Manchester
-Holy shit that Dude is fucking Manchester
-Oh yeah, just look at him
A beautiful place in West England with lovely sea views and only a half an hour drive from Wales! A must see spot for all tourists
Lets go to Manchester for the holidays!