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it doesnt exist. period.
everyone who says marijuana addiction is real is a dumb/ignorant piece of shit.
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In actuality, a real problem found in regular marijuana users, BUT only limited to 10 percent of the said population population. No different from an addiction probably apparent in a contingent of Twinkie lovers. In which case, we can extrapolate and say there is always a percentage of aficinados for ANYTHING that are addicted. Most (albeit few) addictions are psychological, and very few are caused by physical symptoms. This is in fact due to the long molecular half life of the substance and will remain in the body for a long time after use. Even if affected by said 'ailment' none are life threatening unlike caffeine, alcohol, or sugar saturated foods.
Source: Marijuana and Medicine: Assessing the Science Base; Janet E. Joy, Stanley J. Watson, Jr., and
John A. Benson, Jr.
guy 1: Yo, John, check him out over there, he quit the mary jane after 30 years smokin up every single day. he's got the withdrawal symptoms from marijuana addiction~! I'm scurrred
guy 2: he's been irritable and cant sleep lately huh...Just like your girlfriend on her period! ZING!
guy 1: lol shutup
*fist bump*
kid: mama, im scurrred, that dood has the marijuana addiction! he's part of that scaaary 10 percent of people who likes smoking up regularly!
milf: its ok dearie, at least he's not obese like the 30 percent of people who like eating regularly =)
kid: *gasp* so its better to smoke up some dank than clog my arteries with high fatty food??
milf: yes honey ;)
kid: i love you mom
*hugz*
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A myth- probably perpetuated by the usual prohibitionist suspects to curb the usage of Marijuana and class it into more dangerous drugs that can actually kill you, such as alcohol, cocaine, heroin, and prescription meds.
Suzy Jane realized that she would take a nap long before she could smoke enough to have a "Marijuana Overdose".
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Actually Mr. Lament, your a dumbass. I can't think of any pot head i know, including yours truely, that cant quit the shit when they need to. ive never heard of anyone suckin dick for weed man, have you? maybe there is someone out there like that, but everyone knows that a true addiction is when you'll give everythang up for one thing, not just "ohh, i want some weed."
pothead and addict are two complete things, one smokes weed alot, the other will whore themselves... there is no such thing as a marijuana addiction, and if you believe there is, then go look at your neighborhood crackhead... THATS addiction
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A marijuana iguana is when your lizard is puffin on that hard ass kronic hoe.
Man yo iguana has some serious red eyes can i eat him?
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The condition of being addicted to marijuana; found only in unicorns, winged frogs, and other figments of an overactive imagination.
Tom: My buddy Apollo has such a raging marijuana addiction, he can barely keep his job.
Sarah: Oh? What does he do?
Tom: He drives the magical flaming chariot that carries the sun across the sky every day, duh.
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The wonderful plant that gets people blazed
1:Yo dude I got the marijuana flow.
2:Bitch you blazed.
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