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A dick that is so small one would need a microscope to view it.
He had such a micro-dick I couldn’t even feel it in me.
(n.) a woman who is short in stature but high in bangability.
Shawn Johnson is micro-poon.
(my-crow-more-tiss (noun) -
When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.
Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
Don't be like Timmy!
(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
Example - Your pizza now has Micro-mortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had you paid attention to the timer on the microwave oven, then perhaps you would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy, dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
A very tiny microwave that can be put in your pocket, so you can cook anything
Hey, can you give me the Micro-microwave that is in your pocket, so I can cook the tiny stake?
Paradigm that the number of small-measurements in the universe must equal the number of smallest particles. Stems from micronihilism the paradigm that the points interior to a forma contain a one-to-one relationship with the points on the uncountable-edge of neutrino.
A declarative statement of counting problem..
Micro formalism relays that, since the uncountable points in the forma share a bijective relationship with the uncountable points-exterior on a neutrino; the number of the smallest measurements in pan-contiguity--liminas--must equal the number of formas inside of pan-contiguity.
These two numbers must also equal the infinite number of Planck-lengths in ultranihilism.
When your significant other manages your life down to the smallest detail.
Honey, stop micro-marriaging my life! If I want to eat a BigMac covered in Hershey syrup I can!