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To handle a penis in a sexual way
Derived from a mispronunciation of the game “Nine Men’s Morris”
My buddy Adam will mingle my morris in class today.
To handle (usually sexually) a penis
He will mingle my morris for twenty dollars
(n)
1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.
2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.
2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
some random old sick cunt who won Bathurst 1000 back in the day
Sick cunt 1: who fuckin won bathurst back in 1976
sick Cunt 2: it was fuckin bob morris
sick cunt 3: fuck that cunt must be old
The epidemy of cross country running. Some say he is the nephew of Jesus. Also has the best hair in the god damn galaxy.
Man: He has great hair.
Girl: He's such a Kaleb Morris
Awesome guy never know what's gonna happen with him seize the opportunity to get to know this person.
Stephen Morris is a absolute Chad who can bench press 10000 pounds with his left pinky. Everyone loves Stephen Morris and wishes they could be as cool as him. Stephen Morris is fully and totally jacked, even i wish i was Stephen Morris. Stephen Morris is the coolest and funniest guy in the world. I love Stephen Morris like a father.
Hey do you know Stephen Morris?
Oh hell yeah, i love Stephen Morris, i wish i could be as cool and jacked as Stephen Morris
Me to brother i love Stephen Morris