country crock

In a way similar to the anonymous character's of the infamous butter commercials who communicate using two fingers, two finger swipe your girlfriend's (or boyfriend's) butt, just enough to obtain some butt butter, then jam your fingers into their nostrils.

I am going to country crock your ass!

You got country crocked.

Jack just gave his girlfriend Jill the old country crock!!!

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country cruise

to drive around with your friends in the country smoking pot

hey you guys, wanna go on a country cruise?

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Country Mile

When walking the mile it can seem long and uneventful due to there being a lack of landmarks and people along the road to talk to or see. Thus it seems to take forever because it's a stretch of monotonous scenery.

"That boy walked a country mile to see you, he must really like you!"

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country club

In a company, this is the group of an elite few who, by virtue of gray hair and having "paid their dues", sit around and do nothing while other people do the work. They may occasionally think they are working when they ask you for a status report on whatever real work you are doing.

Wow it's only 2:30pm and every desk in the country club is already vacant!

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free country

Not America, period.

If any of the Americans who say that the USA is the only free country in the world actually left their own country they'd realise they were talking shit...

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Steeler Country

The unboundaried domaine of the Super Bowl Champion Pittsburgh Steerlers' fans.

I bleed Black and Gold. Anywhere I am is Steeler Country.

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country Music

A music style that used to be about "Cowboys" and "Tractors" and shit. The music was almost always made by a fiddle, acoustic guitar, harmonica, and/or a chello.

Now, country music is basicly just badly done rock-guitar pop-ballads (or repitive piano pop-ballads) with such themes as "My Wife Left Me", "Im Leaving my Husband", "my Spouse is Dead or a thousnad miles away and i am lonley", and "Drinking Songs", sung by untalented Males who all try to sound the same, and females who either sing like a hurt timid female, or a Strong Independent Woman Who is Leaving Her Boyfriend For Some Unknown Reason.

Hell, modern country wouldnt even be considered country music if it didnt include that stupid highpitched country noise (i cant describe it. If you have heard country music, you know what im talking about) made by some unknown instrument.

"The Devil Went Down To Georgia" is country music.
Not
"I love this Bar"

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