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Banjo Handjo

A sexual act in which two first cousins engage in a typical hand job. Also know as the Hillbilly Handy. It's a highly sought after achievement among men in southern USA

Last year's NYE, I started to engage sexually with my first cousin. At first, we just made out, but it slowly progressed to Banjo Handjos from her and fingering from me.

by Typical Lewd Wedding November 15, 2016


Banjo McDoots

Banjo McDoots, When your friend is in thier mid twenties and really acts like thier way older.
Often called Grandpa by their friends and is still confused by snapchat and maybe even Disney Plus.
Probably an ancient Tree Spirit but no one knows. Probably has some sick trim.

God Ben your such a Banjo Mcdoots some times.

by Mystery Quinn November 30, 2020


Banjo Mad

To become so enraged as to declare an unending blood fued between two groups of people, be they family, friend or socially related.

An unending rage that may only be satisfied by the extermination of the offenders friends, family and history.

The Hatfields and Mcoys were Banjo Mad for generations.

The killer was so Banjo Mad that he raped and tortured the whole family, even the dog, before he killed them all.

In his Banjo Madness he blew up his enemies family reunion.

by Boonyratt January 19, 2012


Banjo Pranks

When you prank someone in that Huckleberry Fin Tom Sawyer kind of way.

I would have had a great time in the country if it wasn't for all of those banjo pranks! Damn squirrels think they're so funny!

by Shenanigan November 21, 2017


Cat banjo

Female playing with her genitals

I heard screams and ran to save her, but caught her just singing she played the ole cat banjo

by Solarfish January 4, 2017


Cat banjo

The motion made by a female while casually scratching her own genitals

I should change my underwear because my arm is tired of playing the ole cat banjo

by Solarfish January 4, 2017


Banjo Strummer

A Banjo Strummer is a person often from the hills of a southern state that may have high levels of heavy metals in their body and may be slightly handicapped. The term was derived from the movie Deliverance where a group of handicapped southerners played the banjo and raped passersby.

From “I Was Bitten” on the Discovery Channel. A BANJO STRUMMER was in China and wanted to see the elephants. He thought he was on a bus full of other tourists, but they were actually Chinese people. He found the elephants. They attacked and eviscerated him. He decided he was going to “disconnect” his heart by reaching inside and squeezing it. Rather than talk he “hooted” to tell some passersby he was injured.

by Banjo 1 December 13, 2009