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Smoker's Remorse

Regret of one's negative decisions that have placed them in their current situation, such as smoking leading to lung cancer, causing regret.

Tom: My mom is upset because she's gotten so fat she can't see her toes for her stomach.
Mike: That's just smoker's remorse. She shouldn't have sat on her ass so much.

by Elroy from The Office June 18, 2020


saturday night remorse

Laying in bed sunday morning feeling remorseful for saturday nights actions or in-actions.

I spent 300 at the bar on patron shots for drunk biddies and the cocks dry as a motherfucker. I have saturday night remorse.

I just sent my ex-girlfriend a 500word poem on sunday morning. I have saturday night remorse.

I got that saturday night remorse, yo.. was with mad clits and only made out.

I am remorseful for saturday night.

by THe What WHAT?! December 6, 2009


mobile remorse

When you regret using SO MUCH HANDPHONE in your life and not being able to do the things you want or wish to do.

In 2088...

"My grandpa's got a serious case of mobile remorse. He can no longer do the things he wanted in life instead of gaming."

by much_professional August 9, 2018


porkers remorse

Your typical instagram attention seeking teen early 20's party skank that drinks too much at a party and hooks up with some clown then in the morning as the fog lifts realizes what happened and feels like the victim of rape.

Damn dude, did you hear what happened to Corinne Olympios ?
Nah man, what?
She got drunk in the pool and was all over some random dude . When she woke up the next day she said she was raped!
She wasn't raped, she's just feeling porkers remorse!

by ballbuster June 14, 2017


Sufferers Remorse

When in a game of spades, the score is one-side by a large margin and the losing teams bags the other just to prolong the game even though the losing team knows there is no way in Hell that they can come back and win.

Stop the Sufferers Remorse already! This game is over!

by TanisOmega March 15, 2012


Ballers Remorse

When you spend money like a baller then regret your spending it because you could have spent the money elsewhere.

Damn bro you balled out last night. I know bra I kind of have ballers remorse.

by musicaddict1389 April 2, 2015


Surfer's Remorse

A brilliant website that that draws you in then fails to complete some of the easiest fixes needing to be made and ends up making the users experience infuriating.

Dude, did you get the Urban Dictionary word of the day yesterday? No, I didn’t. Not for the last three days! Yeah, their intern who sends them must be on vacation and they’re too lazy or dumb to automate that feature!

Web Surfer's Remorse

by One and Done June 28, 2013