Greatest writer who ever walked the earth. One half of the duo who created Red Dwarf, he has also written the classic comedy sci-fi novels Colony and Incompetence.
Rob Grant is a legend
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gay rob or gay robbing is defined as when a man goes to college for multiple years without losing their virginity.
Paul: hey, is Gay Rob still a virgin?
Me: Yeah i guess he's still looking for that great white buffalo that doesn't exist...
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Get them before the hair does.
Most of the 20 something guys that hit on the girls 15 and younger, because they're easy.
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When you pull a simple ATM transfer (ass to mouth) using one girls ass and another girls mouth, without telling the other girl where your dick previously was. The ultimate ATM combo
Female: Eww your dick smells like ass
Male: Thats right bitch, im robbing the bank. Now shut up and lick that shit clean
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a trolling motherfucker
just kidding. A blonde babyfaced stud muffin who reels in all the ladies
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A person named rob who licks the anal of others.
Mario let me be your rimjob rob.
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The lead singer of matchbox twenty who is too hot for life. Mr. Thomas went solo and released a CD in 2005. The CD rocked the socks of life and showed that Rob rocks. He won three grammys for his callaboration with Santana on the song Smooth. Mr. Thomas is married to model Marisol Maldonado and many fans choose to ignore this fact because Rob is just too hot.
Rob Thomas is too hot for life and is my future husband.
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