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The Point system is, as stated, a system of points earned based on sexual activities performed in areas other than either participants bedroom. It generally takes the form of friendly competition between bored, promiscuous friends.
points:
2nd base= 1 points
3rd base= 2 points
4th base= 5 points
additional rules:
any actions that lead to other actions (e.g. hand action leading to sex) points are awarded for the highest earning activity only.
however, if additional activities are added after this, these points are counted as well.
extra points:
one extra point is awarded for the following
-if the participants are not a couple
- if there are other people in the room
- if 2 activities are done at the same time (e.g. 69ing is 5 points instead of 4)
-in the case of sex, 2 extra points are awarded instead of one. i.e. sex with someone else in the room earns 7 points etc.
"aw man, fingered this chick in my brothers room while he was in there. we got 3 points."
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"hey man, how many points you get last night?"
"23"
"Dude, you're winning The Point System "
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A political and anti-war band, who YES sometimes sing about drugs and nothing, but many of their songs encourage recognition of genocide, such as the Armenian Genocide. The members themselves are Armenian, and live in the USA. All 4 members lost family during the genocide. They are a metal/heavy metal/rock/in their own genre/alternative/"nu-metal" band.
Their song B.Y.O.B (Bring your Own Bombs) clearly shows their views of war, as it is a song written to protest the war in Iraq.
Me: Hey, did you know System of a Down are starring in a new movie?
You: No, what is it?
Me: It's called Screamers, about Genocides.
You: I shall go watch it.
Me: Yes, You should.
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a great band of armenians(best race out there) who is rebel but doesnt sing about rebeling against your parents, they sing about how the government does horrific things
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The wings earned with many different sexual achievements
1) White Wings - Having sex with a virgin
2) Red Wings - Eating out a girl on her period
3) Brown Wings - Having anal sex
4) Blue Wings - Having sex underwater
5) Silver Wings - Sex with a woman your mothers age
6) Grey Wings - Sex with a woman with grandchildren
7) Gold Wings - When the first golden shower is received
8) Black Wings - Having sex with a widow
9) Knife Wings - Having sex with your friends girlfriend
10) Purple Wings - Have sex with a pregnant woman
Example of the Wings System
1) Dude I took ____'s virginity!
2) Is my face still red? I just got my red wings.....
3) Dude, getting my brown wings was fun, but when I pulled out.....ew
4) Dog, I fucked her in the neighbors pool!
5) Man, my moms friend was so hot, i couldnt resist, my silver wings were awaiting me
6) She was too young looking to be a grandma. I guess I just got my grey wings then
7) Man, I got pissed on. Gold wings arent as fun as I thought
8) After her husband died, she was single and I had to "comfort her"
9) My homie is gonna be so pissed when he finds out I fucked his girl!!
10) Dude, purple wings while she was 7 months in. *high-five
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wow i love thier new song B.Y.O.B (bring your own bombs) its quite hard to hear some of the lyrics but i looked them up and they are goood "why don't presidents fight the war? Why do we always send the poor?" and Daron Malakian has a realy good voice!
........................Darons pretti not hot jus pretti..
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That wanker that won't let you do anything fun with your time
Mate 1- Did you talk to that bouncer last night?
Mate 2- Yeah he was definitely a System Administrator
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A perfect example of how to take a message of Anti-Government, Anti-Corporate, Anti-Popculture, Uncool, alternative, freakish, underground anarchistic messages, and then Turn it into a Corporate loving, Corporate sounding, Popculture praised, Coolest hippiest, sell-out piece of shit to ever have ruin my eardrums. System of a Down sucks, the people who like it obviously have never heard TRUE underground, anti-athority, anti-system, music. They think they are so great and orginal, but all they did was steal underground culture, and push it through the pop-music-machine world and sell it to you. Then people think they are so amazing and awsome for their totally unique stance on things, even though they just stole it from the uncool, unpopular, never-heard of by main-stream bands, people, culture, and tribes out there.
Some other bands that can be included in this are:
Nine Inch Nails, Marlyn Manson, Nirvana, or anything else of such nature.
Loser: DUDE I JUST TOTALLY BOUGHT THE NEW ALBUM "STEAL THIS ALBUM" by system of a down!
Freak: Thats nice, I just downloaded some Snog and KMFDM, and then made copies for everyone. System of a down just copied everything from underground music and culture and then sold it to you, and you thought it was cool. fucking poser, preppy piece of shit trying to be alternative.
"Rip The System" (KMFDM)
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