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Corn bread. Usually with actual corn kernels baked in.
Go cook us some Oklahoma wedding cake to go with the chili
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An Oklahoma threesome is in reference to the legal allowance by Oklahoma for first cousins to marry and procreate. However, this sex move has a couple requirements. First of all it involves having sex with a pregnant woman. Second, this woman must be either related to you, or your wife. Thereby, having sex with this woman you are also involving a third member of your blood family in a sexual exploit of yours. Thus, you are engaging in incest with not only one, but two members of your family.
I done got my ma's sister's daughter knocked up a few months back, but she reckons she wanted twins. So I told her a quick Oklahoma Threesome should do the trick and we'll jus' get another lit'l bugger up 'n growing inside her right quick.
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A lie created by the government of the United States to sell more people from Oklahoma.
Todd: I wish I could go to The State of Oklahoma.
Jeff: You know Oklahoma is just a big lie, right?
Todd: Oh yeah.
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a lunker of a turd so big, that only a skinny ford taurus driving family man with a moustache could have dropped it off.
walt, if i EVA catch you planting a damn oklahoma city bomber in my porcelin again, ima blast you in the back of the skull, foo!
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To recieve oral sex during the act of playing either Call of Duty MW2 or Call of Duty: Black Ops. Since a Care Package in the game if a gift....so is a blowjob
Johnny was clearly frustrated at his performance on Call of Duty so Nancy gave him an Oklahoma Care Package
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When a man creates a seal between his asshole and a woman's vagina. He then shits into the woman's vagina. Once the vagina is filled with shit he proceeds to fuck it until he makes a creampie. Thus you get a nice fluffy hot pocket.
Alternatively a turkey baster filled with shit may be used if you can't create a proper seal.
She gave me a winky face text so I went over there and gave her an Oklahoma Hot Pocket.
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when a woman is giving the male a blowjob, he pulls out and proceeds to whip his erect penis across the female's face while singing the theme song from the broadway musical "Oklahoma!".
"I gave that bicth an Oklahoma Red Face last night, holmes! She likes it rough!"
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