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yankee candle company

A chain of retail stores that sells very over-priced candles and other fragrance items (air fresheners, wax melts, etc.). Not only are the prices ridiculously high for such items, the employees constantly stalk you throughout the store, sticking their faces in yours and saying whatever they think will convince you to spend $30 on a candle.

After purchasing one November Rain candle from Yankee Candle Company, Hank realized that he would now need to borrow gas money from a friend.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf October 9, 2013


candle your waffle

To place a candle in a mans anus (waffle) and light it on fire so the wax slowly drips onto his taint

You’re so fine I’d love to candle your waffle

by Sexpriestessmclovin December 12, 2017


dirty birthday candle

When the guy is about to cum, the girl blows the jizz as it comes out as far as she can.

at my birthday party last night, that girl dirty birthday candled me ;)

by lenda666 July 7, 2009

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Roman candle

When one guy; or multiple men insert their testicles in a woman's vagina. Much like the balls in the tube in a roman candle

Hahaha. Dude. First ever roman candle. It was weird with 3 other guys. But she had fun

by Hachet420 June 24, 2011

1πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Light the Kwanzaa Candles

"Lighting the Kwanzaa Candles", especially when paired with a wink or raise of the eyebrows, could mean smoking crack cocaine.

If an african american man (traditionally) were to ask you to help him "Light the Kwanzaa Candles" he will most likely pull out a pipe and crack if you agree

by FreshPrinceofBelaire January 12, 2011

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Blowing out the candles

The act of spreading dollar bills on your palms and blowing them onto a dancer while she is on her back or hands and knees.

Going to the titty club and blowing out the candles on a strippers stomach up to her tits.

by Trailer Daddy February 19, 2010

11πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


roman candle

the act of deficating into the upper portion of a water filter there by muddying what they call the candle or filter.

" i think i got giardia from that roman candle"

by bosse August 22, 2005

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