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The BEST set known to man in Hypixel Skyblock which is basically impossible to get considering you need 688 Heavy Pearls & 7,050,220 Crimson Essence. Which will take around 4.73 years to get ONE piece of it. Thank you Hypixel!!!
(P1) Hey man i finally got my finally got my Infernal Crimson Armor 15 starred
(P2) Get a fucking life
A college who claims to have 12 National Championships, but really only have 4 outright championships. (1961, 1965, 1979, 1992)
Alabama Crimson Tide
Their 1925 and 1926 "Championships" were "awarded" by a poll that didn't exist until 1941.
Their 1930 "Championship" was awarded by a different poll that didn't exist until 3 years later.
In 1934, they finished 6th in the official poll, but they claim this a National Championship year since some random guy named Dunkel came up with his own system.
In 1941, they finished 20th in the official poll and 3rd in the SEC, but Football Thesaurus awarded them the National Championship when it came into existence 5 years later.
In 1964, given a split National Championship with Arkansas before any bowl games were played. They lost. Arkansas won.
In 1973, UPI gives Alabama National Championship before the bowl games. The AP gives Notre Dame National Championship after they defeat Alabama in the Sugar Bowl.
In 1978, Alabama claims a split National Title with USC. Alabama only lost 1 game that year. The problem is that it was to USC.
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Going out with a girl friend that is manlier than you be it facial features or personality
Miguel got a crimson chin 2.0 she looks like a lumberjack
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heavy menstural flow exhibited by a woman from Alabama.
That girl from Birmingham has had to change her pad three times already. She's must be having an Alabama Crimson Tide
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Shit man i'll never be as good as Crimson Head! I'm gonna go jump off an airplane without a parachute.
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A vagina that is on the rag (having it's period). It may even have bloody chunks due to it being the worst time of the month. The pussy in question might otherwise be tasty and / or attractive - but not really very much so at this particular moment.
Actually eating (going down on) a 'Crimson Custard Bucket' would most likely result in acquiring Red Wings
Guy to GF: Honey can we do the wild thing?
GF to Guy: I'd love to - but only if you're willing to plunge into the Crimson Custard Bucket .
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Has the worst saying in history of college football--Roll Tide. They are a bunch of assholes that love to drink, party, and be VERY rude. They are hated by EVERY college. The worst part of the whole football program is Nick Saban or as LSU likes to call him Nick Satan. No one could pay me enough to go to their college, much less the state of Alabama!
Mom: We are moving to Alabama!
Me: I will just stay here. I will not move there with all of them assholes (aka: Alabama Crimson Tide)
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