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Kicking someone's pet as you are leaving after having a one night stand. You do this just because. Maybe her dog was in front of the door. Maybe she was terrible in bed. But then again maybe not.
I pat sajaked that hoe last night. Her dog knows, but she doesn't.
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Guy who once said that the US should take over parts of Canada to get more white citizens. Quit the Republican Party in 2000, GW Bush got down on his knees and asked him real nicely to stay.
Patrick J Buchanan, commander in chief of the Buchanan Brigades.
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A laugh that can be heard around the world...literally. No matter how loud the surronding area, you can hear it. Often times, just done for attention. Usually "the laugh" is not even necessary and is not even about something funny. Oftentimes, "the laugher" will have mysterious hygiene products in his pockets.
"Did you hear that kid laughing? Holy Crap!"
"OMG that was such a Pat Laugh!"
"Yeah, what a d-bag"
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Being ass fucked by a group of guys and cock slapped, you name has to be pat, only pat
Pat Sample just got a ditry pat, and liked it
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A joke told which no one laughs at, it is so bad it doesnt even get a pity laugh, it makes you want to kill the guy who said it its that bad. So bad you lose all the respect you had for the guy. Its so bad that you become dumber having heard it.
Pat: Why did the elephant cross the road?
Scoop: Why?
Pat: Because he was following the chicken
Scoop:...(confused look on his face)
Pat: Get it...cause the chicken crossed the road..be..fore..
Scoop: Thats what we call a Pat Joke
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Punter of the decade for the Indianapolis Colts from 2009-2016 .Master of content with his own podcast, stand-up comedy show , SiriusXM show , appearances on college game day ,Get Up!,and mouth piece and wrestling entertainer in WWE’s NXT and has kicked Adam Cole’s life right out of his body . Is also Aaron Rodgers best friend . Has also made appearances as a commentator for Thursday night college football
Pat Mcafee is a Legend !!!!!
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Local Long Island Celebrity Hero, that if you don't know you probably know someone that knows him. Loves late 80's/early 90's hip hop. Rolls with Street Fam.
Yo Pat Farley is around, OH shit whats up man.
YOOOOOO your Pat Farley
OMG ITS PAT FARLEY
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