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The sexiest cologne in the world. Narrowly beats Pi by Givenchy.
Dude: "Hey I'm wearing Dirty Olde English Pervert today!"
<Dude gets laid>
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a bald headed teacher that stares at girls creepily and checks them out and theres like a 20 year age difference he's also obsessed with being in your personal space when he comes over to your table and his breath stinks sometimes i die when i smell it
girl 1: did you hear about the bald headed perverted teacher was checking that girl out
girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired ☺
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Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.
The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.
Hey daddy, can i look at porn online at your computer pls i want fuck people real hard online :) Im a a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn
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A person that enjoys the scent, taste and feeling of dirty worn pantyhose.
Becky is wearing pantyhose to work today because her pantyhose pervert is coming over tonight.
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Perverted snickerbar is someone so perverted that they turn into a snickerbar.
damiam: I love feet
lers: What are you a perverted snickerbar
damiam turns into a snickerbar
An average, everyday household item that can be converted into a sex toy. Commonly used amongst the kink/BDSM community.
I've been using my wooden spatula as a pervertable to spank my sub.
This cucumber is just the right size to be an insertable pervertable!