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clam pinch

Sticking a finger and a thumb into both holes of a woman and squeezing tight like a clam would do

i never heard her scream as loud as when i clam pinched her.

by Ceegeezy October 31, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


pinch a loaf

to take a crap with such surgical precision that little or no wiping is required

Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle

by wch-meister July 27, 2016

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


pinch nigga

that one dirty muther fucker who always has yur back when u have no dip and need a pinch

"ayo my pinch nigga, can i get some of that straight?"

by warinheer April 30, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


pinch and drag

The best way to scratch a scrotum. A pinch of the skin is "dragged" across the sensitive testicles to relieve the itch.

Do women pinch and drag too?

by igotbackstage January 9, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


pinch hitter

When your dominate masturbating hand is out of commission for some reason, you utilize your opposite hand to take care of business.

Fuck, how am I suppose to jack off with this cast on my hand. Guess ill have to bring in my pinch hitter.

by double AyeD July 28, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Premature pinch

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..
(see: sideways schmere)

you get it...abcedefghijklmnop

by joseph p rocdurgirl March 25, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


pinch cock

1: <Sex> To fuck in place of a cock scheduled to fuck, especially when a fuck is badly needed.
2: <Informal> To substitute for another in a time of need.
3: <Slang> A tight butthole.

Kendra was in a long distance relationship, so she needed a pinch cock for the times her man wasn't available.

by Chris November 15, 2004

16๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž