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Someone who has the insatiable urge to splash, dunk, squirt, and generally annoy everyone else in a pool.
Great, Jimmy Fallon is in the pool. Not only is he just plain annoying, but he is also a pool jerk.
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Completely filling each of a girl's orifices with your balls, as if playing pool
Guy 1: I just finished Playing Pool
Guy 2: Did you win?
Guy 1: I guess you could say that
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When you jack off lying down and cum all over yourself and it drips into your belly button (only works with innies)
Aka: Hole in one , Forbidden Jell-O shot , Kids at the pool
Charlie: I totally cum pooled last night watching gay midget fart porn
Jamie: Lol same
When a pool is not in use on a hot summer day, run up to it and jump in!
Tony, there is no one in that pool. It's pool purge time!
A cumshot mixed with maple syrup. Usually taken as a chaser with alcohol
A Vermont pool is my favorite to drink after a hard’s day at work
very much like a pool boy, only it is an extremely attractive female with a bad attitude. See also: pool bitch
Guy 1: Hey did you get your pool cleaned yet?
Guy 2: Yeah my pool bitch cleaned it last night.
Someone who habitually buys large amounts of chlorine, most often in the form of two and a half gallon jugs, on a frequent basis.
Person 1: I bought 12 chlorine jugs three days ago, I bought 12 more yesterday, and I plan on buying 12 more today.
Person 2: You're turning into a Pool Goon man.