bike rack

a girl with an extreme camel toe

check out her bike rack under those pants brandon that shit could hold a tire

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rack and jack

A name for a hotel/hotel room. Commonly used by traveling salesmen or businessmen. Refers to jumping into the hotel bed alone and proceeding to spank off.

I'll call you later, I'm gonna go ahead and check-in the rack and jack.

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Stunt Rack

A photograph of your tits, which are used as a "stunt double" for your girlfriends because they don't want to send guys photos of their own. Used in texting mostly.

Often times the person with the stunt rack, is very proud of their tits and has no problem using them in this way.

Tami, "hey Betty, text me that photo of your tits I need to use it as a stunt rack and send it to this new guy I met online."

Betty, "Sure, you want the one in the pink bra or another one?"

This always results in the guy texting the girlfriend right back, "NICE RACK!", hence getting the girlfriend a 1st date.

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dolly rack

Huge breasts like Dolly parton

I think you need a wheelbarrow to cart that Dolly rack around all day

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Coat Racking

The act of taking one's coat or other primary covering and throwing it on top of someone unexpectedly whilst loudly proclaiming "COAT RACK"

Bro, I got to the party at Wendy's last night and I see Tim right when I get there.

Dude, I hate that guy, what a loser.

I know it Bro, first thing I did was walk over, I ended up Coat Racking him.

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Dick Rack

any orifice in the human body that a male could insert his penis, most commonly used to describe the mouth.

Maria: Pinky is outside yelling at her boyfriend.

Glenn: She's always running her Dick Rack!

Maria: Right!

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half rack

A delicious 12-pack of beer.

drunk guy two:OK...what's PRB? Do you mean PBR?
drunk guy one: fo sho
drunk guy two: You trying to make me look like a f*cking townie?
drunk guy one: you are a f*cking townie, go get me some beer.
drunk guy two: OK

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