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The act of forcibly inserting a hammer into the anus of an opponent. In optimal conditions, the blunt end and nail-extraction apparatus will both achieve penetration, however, any portion of the hammer enterring the rectum is sufficient. At this point, the executor of the Carpenter's Revenge will procede to rotate the hammer in a circular motion, inflicting serious damage (and/or pleasure) to the anal walls.
1. Holy shit! Bob the Builder went to town on Pedro's anus with the Carpenter's Revenge.
2. Oh my God! Jesus is back, and he's executing the Carpenter's Revenge on the anus of humanity.
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1.Potatoe waffles take revenge on the world and become the dominant species
2.A nasty waffle from the previous day wreaks havoc in your bowels causing the chronic 'wild shites'
3.Someone called waffles takes revenge
1. the waffles revenge is finally upon us
2.Damn that waffles revenge is fucking. up my anus, you can smell the cherries(shit).
3.Waffles got his revenge on Peado Percy.
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A kickass progressive metal Band based in cincinnati. currently working on their first full length studio album. uses sabbath style riffs with metallica like vocals. Just recently incorporated a female singer.
Have you heard Hidden Revenge yet? they're kickass
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1) violent illness that takes over a person who has just consumed bad sushi
2) symptoms similar to Montezuma's Revenge
"Man, I was throwing up all night. I think I got Hiroshima's Revenge from that sushi."
"I can't make it to work today. I have a bad case of Hiroshima's Revenge."
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A figurative dreadnought that resembles the revenge and venagance of guop members who got shut down by a girl interest. However, USS Revenge will dominate and destroy anything in its path, leaving nothing but tears and pain. USS revenge is a home wrecker, titty smasher, and of course a menance. Revenge is near
All the boys talk about is the USS Revenge after I told Jameson I didn’t love him
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A powerful card from the trading card game Magic the Gathering. The Demigod of Revenge (a red/black card) was just recently released in MTG's newest set: Shadowmoor.
When played right, this card can allow for a player to deal 20 damage; a killing blow in a single turn.
Dark Ritual, Buried Alive, Dark Ritual again, cast Demigod of Revenge... good game.
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Grundy’s Revenge is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD). It is some times called the most annoying of all the STDs. It shares a few of the same symptoms as other STDs like Gonorrhea and Chlamydia. As a result it is sometimes misdiagnosed. The use of contraceptives such as male and female condoms will not stop the transmission of GR from one person to another. It is easily cured with antibiotics taken orally and via suppository.
Grundy’s Revenge may also be referred to as the Douglas
(Douglas refers to the person whom the STD originated from)
symptoms of Grundy’s Revenge are:
(you may experience one or multiple symptoms, but never all of them at once)
- sever abdominal cramping
- vaginal, penile, anal discharges
*white creamy discharge
*green creamy discharge
*clear sticky creamy discharge
- bleeding from the vagina, penis, anus
- persistent migraines
- mood swings
- binge eating
- damage to the nervous system
(dulling the sensation of pain when injured
as well as pleasure during intercourse)
- excessive moisture accumulating around the taint region
- causes the taint to smell like a new car
(anyone who has Grundy’s Revenge will have the smell of new car emitting from their taint. This is the only symptom that everyone who has GR will have throughout the duration of their infection.)
Man to his friend
"Man I think that girl I met at the bar last week gave me a bad case of the Douglas."
Man to his friends
"When I went to go down on her, I instantly smelled new car. I knew then she had Grundy’s Revenge so I got out of there as quick as could."
Women to her friend
"So I unzipped his pants and the smell of new car just filled the room. It was too much I almost threw up right then and there. He probably had the worst case of GR ever."
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