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A wigger that thinks he’s black. A damn Minecraft player that one day hopes to ascend to the legendary ram ranch in the sky so he can become the 19th cowboy performing gay rimjobs and blowjobs in the showers he also hopes that in his next life he may also become a condom for gay men so he can experience first and interejaculation in a cowboys arse
Yo I just got a package of Ryan’s
5👍 2👎
Fuckin hilarious. Has a nice butt. Hates dolls and toyboxes. Tiny dick big dreams. Totally fuckable
Ryan ones slammed his Winkey in a toybox.
5👍 2👎
a bitchass fuckin guy who will cheat on you and leave you instantly!! don’t trust a ryan if they like sports (he may play sports but he can play with your heart way more). you deserve better!!
person #1: did you hear? redacted and ryan broke up!!
person #2: not much of a surprise there, he’s a ryan after all.
5👍 2👎
A rich white kid who always pulls his pants up high and usually brags a lot. Generally he’s a fuck boy who doesn’t get girls because of his big forehead.
Ryan is a sdick
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A man who loves to rape women, but can't because they all want to have sex with him of their own will. Every guy hates him, but only because they're really jealous of him.
Ryan: Bend over. I'm gonna rape you.
Girl: Okay.
Ryan: No, this is rape! You can't agree to it!
Girl: Have you see Ryan today? He looks really hot.
Girl's boyfriend: I'm going to kill him!
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1. This man is the most perfect boyfriend. he's sweet, awesome at drumming and film making, and is a wnderful kisser.
2. True thug ass motha fucka. carries a sling shot everywhere. only tru thugs carry sling shots
1. "Ryan and Zinovia look so cute together"
2. "yo, watch out for that nigga Ryan, hes dangerous!"
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Ryan is the cutest human being ever. He has GREAT HAIR, and great eyes. He is also the sweetest human being literally ever. Ryan is a guy that seems like he might not be thinking about you but he does.
Friend- "Omg who's the cute new guy?"
Me- "...Oh that's ryan :)" *major heart eyes*
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