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A crybaby pussy that landed on the DL in 2004 with a thrown back from sneezing and demolished (in one season) the support of Chicago fans. Keep in mind that he was second in Chicago sports fans behind Michael Jordan, and blew that after crying through an entire season about his batting position (even though he was batting in the low .200s) and refused to act like a team leader. Thankfully, the Cubs dumped him off much to the joy of Cubs fans that were sick of his bat-corking, responsibility dodging, premadonna attitude. Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.
Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch.
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Sammy Hagar is the mediocre, b-list singer that was the "replacement" singer of Van Halen. He neutered Van Halen from the best hard rock band in the world to Journey meets Chicago. Since parting ways with Van Halen and Van Halen went back to their hard rock roots, Hagar has been the jealous ex-girlfriend. Even though he's a b-list act he's pretty much the Guy Fieri of the music world with his horrible outfits and constant need for attention. He's more famous for his Jimmy Buffet sideshow act than his actual music career. "Hot for Van Halen" is rumored to be the name of his next album.
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Sammy Hagar is the American singer best known for his disastrous run as the singer for the band Van Halen. Hagar took over for the legendary Diamond David Lee Roth when he was offered the gig by a depressed and despondent Eddie Van Halen who was having difficulty dealing with Roths departure. Over the course of several years Hagar took Van Halen from being the biggest band in the world to opening for Bon Jovi. The music was so poor the general public refused to call the band by their name, referring to them instead as Van Hagar. This subsequently led to them becoming a punchline for David Spade. Hagar is also known for his grotesque troll like features and slovenly stage attire usually consisting of crocs, jams, and dirty tee shirts. Hagar briefly acted in the lord of the rings trilogy where he was a stand in for many of the characters from middle earth. Hagar has suffered from well documented bouts of psychosis during which he actually believes he was as big as van halen alone. Hagar currently can be found cooking and eating food, lying about Van Halen or appearing at different rib fests around the country. Hagar has been in a relationship with American guitarist Vic Johnson for the past several years.
"Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll"-David Lee Roth
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a set of two names/words that will forever be used to describe a frikin cheater.
look, i corked my bat. i just pulled a, "sammy sosa!"
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A club where the less socially evolved conjure and share sexually transmitted diseases while under the false impression they are achieving a social feat of some facet.
One should never feel good about obtaining sex or sodomy from sammy skeezers, as one should not feel good about hunting deer with a 18-wheeler.
Hey let's go to sammy skeezers and pick up girls/or guys.
a half a boner. usually enough to hide in pants but makes hugs and walking around in boxers awkward.
dude, i woke up with a half-sammy and my mom saw it.
Dylan Sammy is the cutest guy you will ever meet. He’s hot, nice, usually in grade 8 going into highschool. He has a enamours dick that’s taller then the CN tower. He has many friends and has the biggest dick out of all of them. He is pretty fucking hot and sexy.
Friend 1: did you see dylan Sammy yet?
Friend 2: omg no but I heard he’s hot and has a enamours dick