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scissor shafted

When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort

While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.

by mr. wizard November 28, 2013


smokin shaft

Simply another way of saying suckin dick.

Damn! Look at the lips on that one! I bet she loves smokin shaft

by warkrak February 25, 2011


quick-shaft

To get shafted quickly, and mercilessly.

"Dude, you said you'd be at my bar mitzvah last night and you didn't show up. You basicly gave me the quick-shaft."

by MidgetSlayer January 29, 2008


Shaft cleavage

Exposure of the proximal end of the penis without showing the tip.

Man! You really distracted me with that shaft cleavage.

by Mattmartini namregawz May 27, 2017


shaft mining

Another term for a handjob, you jack someone off and mine their shaft for their cum.

Jenna: I totally shaft mined him the other day, I got that sweet sweet cum
Sally: man Jenna your the best at shaft mining

by Themagicruby April 25, 2017


Shaft broom

The action of a man giving head to another man and his mustache dragging across the other man's shaft, like a broom across the floor

Yeah Dustin's shaft broom really cleaned my dick last night!

by BT34M October 10, 2018


ho shaft

The fleshy space between a girls' tits when she's wearing a low cut dress open down to her navel.

Amy Adams' ho shaft was nominated for best supporting actress in American Hustle.

by El Jenna December 26, 2013