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a large female dressed up like she's much smaller and better looking than she is.
Generally grotesque to look at as her clothing is too revealing and not appropriate for someone of that size.
hey man did you see the shaved cow over at the bar?
man I thought this place had a weight limit at the door!
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VERB- An elevated level of "hair of the dog", see (hair of the dog), when extremely hung over. Thus implying to get enough of the hair of the dog that bit you to stop or lessen the effects of said hangover one must shave the entire dog.
I'm so hung over, I'm gonna shave a dog!
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men do not have to go to the trouble of shaving their downstairs this month(only november).
ie. FYI the men who don't shave their downstairs anyways...you can use this month as a cover up if the girl your hooking up with is dumbfounded of your out of control bush.
Some Bitch was taking my underwear off when all the sudden..Bam! A big bush jumps out, and nearly hits her in the face.
Some Bitch: WTF GABE?
GABE: What can I say babe, its No Shave November.
Some Bitch: O okay..
GABE: Carry on :)
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An extremely backwards thinking or primitive person, especially when it comes to superstition, tribalism, or epistemology.
I tried to explain to this homoeopathic neophyte that the dilution of his medicine left it so that no substance other than water was left. That's when the shaved apes came down from the trees shouting their heads off and flinging their filth at my sacrilege.
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no-shave November is a way of raising awareness for testicular and prostate cancer. They do this by simply not shaving, it would make more sense the other way around and shave it off, since that's what people with cancer have to deal with. Also, this is the laziest way to fund a charity, typical men. But, all jokes aside cancer is a serious thing. So, you would think men would run marathons and sell blue colored products that a percentage of the sales are donated to the cause. But instead people actually pay to help support a guys effort in growing hair!Personally I think this is bullshit! There is a tragedy many female Americans have to go through, one like myself.In the U.S their is a holiday called Thanksgiving usually towards the end of November. By celebrating Americans traditionally have a huge feast with family members and loved ones. You can see how this can be quite gruesome if you have a family member or loved one sitting across the table with a nasty ass beard with drips of gravy, turkey, mashed potatoes, milk from the morning and you completely lose your appetite. Or another family member sitting next to you passing you the dish of your mothers delicious stuffing you have been craving all day and then his beard brushes the top of the breaded spices of yumminess. And all of sudden your holiday is ruined yet again and everything you are thankful for is taken from you by no shave November.
My brother ruined thanksgiving for me by participating in no shave November.
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1) A camel with no hair.
2) A white girl with a shaved pussy often containing shave burns or bruises.
Eg: 1) " can I have a ride on dem shaved camels"
2) " Danny's new girl got the shaved camel yo"
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Ah no shave November where some men do shave some look like bums and if your a girl that's just no don't do it.
Hey man I participated in no shave November but my wife didn't like it.
Hey all you women out there that participate in no shave November you best believe you'll also participate in no d December.
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