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When you fuck your girl turtle style and she can't walk for 24 Hours
Severe allergic reaction to semen either ingested or dermal contact.
Tera can't give head because she's had spermaphalactic shock before.
Meme wrestler that wears a sparkling storm trooper helmet
Yo have you seen the shock master on YouTube
The ruler of the world. He is the shock master. He wears a glittered helmet and crashes through walls.
The weird mixture of surprise, resentment and anxiety you get when someone mentions having standards that are a lot higher than your own.
“I’m not exactly a great student,” John said.
“Neither am I,” Steven replied. “I feel really average — my GPA is only 3.48!”
John, whose GPA was 2.1, had a standard shock. He didn’t want Steven to think he was a dumbass, and so changed the subject of the conversation.
“How much do you bench?” Andrew asked Ryan.
“Hmm, not much at all. 220 pounds,” Ryan said.
Andrew, who could only lift 160 at best, had a standard shock.
“Yeah, I’m getting there but at the moment I can just do 210,” he replied.
The essance of understanding someone else's shock towards a subject.
I understood how jessie was shock-ed by the facts she found out.
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Digital watch company made by Casio. Popular amongst hypebeast, swagsters, jerkers, as the added volume around the wrist helps them stretch each others assholes wider when they fist each other in the ass.
OMG!OMG!OMG! Steven, your Hundreds G-Shock feels soo good in my ass right now! Put on your SB Dunks and gape me with that G-shock!!
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