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A police department that’s so aggressive in nature that they’re almost suicidal.
Originating from the police department of the same name from the 2019, racing game Need For Speed: Heat.
I got pulled over for speeding last week and the cop was trying to ram my vehicle costing me a lot of repairs. Looks like they’ve turned into a Eden Shores PD.
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Known by some as "bumblefuck" or "the Vortex," it's a place where most people who are born there want to get the hell out but just can't, and everyone else thinks it's the most fun place in the world (which would explain why real estate values keep doubling). They wrote the book on the fisherman's way of life, so don't try to trash-talk pick-up trucks, sailing, crabbing, or just sitting in a little rowboat with a cooler full of worms and beer. However, the area's quaint feel and natural, insular background are the perfect conditions for the influx of culture going on at the moment; this is the island the wedding party went back to in Wedding Crashers-- politicians love the area especially in Talbot County, where there are a lot of republican sympathies (as opposed to the western shore) but also a fair few music producers stay to chill out and enjoy a very low-maintenance lifestyle. Only warnings: don't get too violent if someone "pipes" you, there is a disproportionate number of old people, and cops hate teenagers, who can sometimes get arrested for things like loitering and underage posession of cigarettes. Solution: boat parties. Disclaimer: avoid Cambridge at all costs, unless you feel like investing in condoms to wear as gloves. You'll need them.
We're headed to Maryland's Eastern Shore-- yeah, there's gonna be a crab-picking festival, the governor and Dave Matthews are gonna be there.
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A town on the north shore with pretty much all rich white kids. U know ur from north shore if...
1) u do drugs
2) you have a jansport backpack
3) you think failing is cool, cause it is
4) you know at least 3 michaels
5) you have sent nudes once in ur life whether u admit it or not
6) u go to sports events not to see the sport but just to watch it
7) u eat at pezzi pizza
8) when u live by E3
9) when they mistake a pressure cooker for a bomb
10) when ur always on the news cause ur just that awful of a school
11) when u find racial slurs in the boys room and go on a man hunt for whoever it is
12. When u get in a cat fight over a jersey number
13. When ur not allowed at ur locker during lunch
14. Ur a whore
15. U go to sports events just to see the boys from the other schools
Everyone at north shore has an iphone... except jack Alletto
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Opposite of Daytona Beach. A classy, well to do, upscale section of Volusia County not to be confused with tourist trap Daytona Beach and it's local scum. Daytona Beach Shores is home to many retirees and very wealthy families. Many of the residents in the shores don't travel north into Daytona Beach. Instead, they choose to stay in their comfort zones of Ponce Inlet , Port Orange and the Shores where the houses and restaurants are expensive.
"My boyfriend lives in Daytona Beach shores. Not just Daytona!" Really!? does he have a bother?!
"Let's go to Daytona for Christmas!" Okay, but can we at least get a hotel in the shores with the rich people?
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its gay ! like i dont wanna watch drama if i wanted to id go to a friends house and watch her and bf argue , if i wanted to see drunk ppl id go to a party, if i wanted to see sex id wank off to porn.
that basically jersey shore. -_-
Ughhh jersey shore today ima go to sleep.
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The "Cape Cod of the South," the Eastern Shore consists of several historic counties along the Chesapeake Bay that offer a variety of cultural, recreational and relaxing opportunities. Property investors predict it will become the new Nantucket within the decade.
Person 1: So where are you spending your summer?
Person 2: Our new house on Maryland's Eastern Shore...Nantucket is so last year.
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The "Cape Cod of the South," the Eastern Shore consists of several historic counties along the Chesapeake Bay that offer a variety of cultural, recreational and relaxing opportunities. Property investors predict it will become the new Nantucket within the decade.
Person 1: So where are you spending your summer?
Person 2: Our new house on Maryland's Eastern Shore...Nantucket is so last year.
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