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To send a nude while dressed up as a snowman.
Sydney: I did the Snowman Challenge and mortified Lilly for a solid month
A snowman who cannot be fucked with.
The indominable snowman didn't melt even under the hottest of Saharan suns.
When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.
Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman
The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.
Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?
Kids: Yes daddy!
Or
Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!
where a guy shoves his dick in a snowmans ass, mostly putting a fleshlight and then ejaculating so its not obvious. or when a guy shoots his load all over a woman and eats her "cookie" then licks the "frosting" off.
did you see that guy across the street yesterday?
he really needs to get laid
dude i did a snowman cookie on her, she enjoyed it so much!
When an overweight/overly obese man is doing anal and ejaculates large amounts of semen inside the rectal cavity. Thus the act of a Santa Claus parody. Because everyone knows Santa gets pussy from Mrs. clause
“Man that beared jiggalo sure did cum a lot in sally’s Ass.
“Yeah he went full Abominable Snowman on her, boom! *imitates avalanche sounds*”
when a girl is giving you a blowjob (has to be during winter) and when you're about to cum you dump snow on her face then cum giving the snow the appearance of vanilla ice cream
Guy: so how'd it go with Jessica last night. Guy 2: GREAT! she started sucking me off so I gave her a vanilla snowman!