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No booze, but weed and cocaine don't count.
I mean, he's sober, but like California sober.
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A www.songfight.org contender. He spans all styles, including Irish, jazz, hip hop, punk, and more.
Go check out The Sober Irishman at www.songfight.org, and if you like him, vote for him!
The Sober Irishman needs to win a fight!
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Only drinking and smoking weed without hard drugs
Person 2: “want to snort coke?”
Person 1: “I can’t, I’m California sober now.”
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A dog trained to guide his master when the master becomes extremely intoxicated on alcohol or other drugs. The dog aids the master in continuing to function as if he were still a sober human being. Similar to a seeing eye dog but the people for whom the sober eye dog assists are fucked up drug heads and not actually blind.
Jim: I am afraid John is too fucked up to make his walk home.
George: Fuck that he has his sober eye dog to show him the way.
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1. Hooking up with someone sober on a weekday (rather than weekend).
2. Criteria that automatically qualifies someone as a girlfriend or boyfriend.
Tony: That girl from the gym came over to my place last night to watch a movie, and we hooked up.
Jack: On a Tuesday? I didn't know she was your girlfriend.
Tony: No way, dude! She's not my girlfriend.
Jack: You got weekday sober ass. That's a girlfriend.
A guy that goes to a party sober and prays on intoxicated girls
"Dude Cal hasn't had one drink but he's going sober cobra on all these girls."
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The meaning of "law school sober" depends on the speaker. It can mean, alternatively:
1) having had only 1 drink
2) having had only ~1 drink/hour
or 3) not drunk enough to have done anything you'd regret
-Are you sure you're good to drive?
-Well, I'm *law school* sober...
-You were drinking for 8 hours yesterday?! It's Tuesday!
-It's cool, bro, I was law school sober.
-You went drinking with that Alaskan boy *again*?
-We were law school sober!
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