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When the guy is about to cum during sex, pulls out, and the girl slaps his dick so hard that he cries from the pain and gets blue balls because he can no longer finish.
-May be used as a tactic to avoid dangerous situations such as the angry pirate, strawberry shortcake, or receiving HIV from someone they cannot resist having sex with.
-May also be used by a rude bitch who is selfish and wants nobody but herself to experience the pleasures of life.
I got it in with her the other night; I knew she was selfish, but I didn't think she'd go so far as to give me the preemtive strike! What a bitch!
An Airstrike is a sexual finisher when the woman lays flat on her back and right before the man ejaculates he jumps on in a superman sort position and then ejaculates as he hovers over her
Friend: so how was that date last night
Man: its was awesome dude we fucked then.o Air striked her
Lemon Infused Gargantuan Man-made Apocalypse Strike
The worst way to have your country end, but an amazing way to die. This device can vaporize anything within a 30-mile radius, any person within a 100-mile radius will be temporary blinded and hit with the smell of fresh lemons. It will take the shockwave about 15 seconds to reach 100 miles while it loses 6.67% of its power every second. Everything will be covered in yellow dust after the citrusy blast and 30-foot tall lemons will cover the area.
Inspired by Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemon.
“Hey, what’s that falling from the sky?”
“GET DOWN! IT’S A L.I.G.M.A STRIKE!”
“What’s a L.I.G.M.A Strike?”
“It’s a Lemon Infu-”
“I CAN’T SEE! AND WHY DO I SMELL LEMONS?”
“HOLY SHIT THAT IS A MASSIVE LEMON!”
A game made for kids who just stopped playing minecraft for 5 years. This game is a little bit on the slow side, but the overpowered guns insure for a quick death.
The weapon “skins” in the game that can be sold for real life money are found in ‘Crates’. These crates have a chance to give different rarities of skins (with a knife skin being the rarest tier.)
This game has been criticized for its “gambling websites” which allows people of any age to gamble their skins (which are worth real money) to have a chance to get a better one. It has also been criticized for its salty community.
“All these kids on Counter strike keep using those auto-snipers”
An ability in wow wrath which will always be useless due to the fact that cleave will generally be useless on bosses which cannot be cleaved. It has a very minor increase in damage given the number of talent points required to unlock it, compared to more useful talents.
After dropping heart strike I found threat and dps has increased dramatically.
Coming across more crap than gold when searching for something; An unusually bad streak of luck
Fred: How's the search for tunes on Beatport going?
Alfred: Not good mate, I've been striking mud too much. Too many shit tunes out there and a lot of misleading samples.
A game in which we don't have to worry about the ground attacks and only airborne attacks can harm us because the land is owned by MANDAR SIR ,he made this game specially for his nephew SARTHAK KHAPARE.
Tomorrow at 10 am we will go to play Mandar Strike.