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A modern technological hunger strike in which the protester repeatedly listens to a song for hours, days or years to get a message across.
This can be effective for a music strike against the NSA as they get bored of looking at the same browser history.
The flagship song is "She will be Loved" By Maroon 5.
John: I heard Sally dumped you, how you feeling?
Derek: We're back together!
John: How?
Derek: I went on a music strike, listened to "She Will be Loved" 256 times and sent her screenshots; she took me back!
A napalm strike is where a person with severe diarrhea runs across the room while naked. While they shit on the floor, it contaminates the floor with steamy hot poop in the form of a jelly, just like the characteristics of napalm.
Person 1: Yo i just did a napalm strike at the wedding
Person 2: that’s fucking gross
Wildcat strike is a strike called by workers without approval of the union leadership. It is particularly effective in key industries and segments of the economy which depend on timeliness: transportation. Communication, education, agriculture. It could also be used to disrupt oppressive governments.
New York City teachers in a Queens high school called a wildcat strike today when it was revealed their administrator sexually harassed several female teachers and was never reprimanded or fired.
Funny autonomous plane going woosh and bombing towns in random third world countries
isn't NATO the one that drone strikes weddings?
No it's the USA
delivering freedom in mass to third world countries specially in deserts for some reason
Sir are you sure you want to drone strike a village of innocent locals that have nothing to do with any terrorist organisation.
When the guy is about to cum during sex, pulls out, and the girl slaps his dick so hard that he cries from the pain and gets blue balls because he can no longer finish.
-May be used as a tactic to avoid dangerous situations such as the angry pirate, strawberry shortcake, or receiving HIV from someone they cannot resist having sex with.
-May also be used by a rude bitch who is selfish and wants nobody but herself to experience the pleasures of life.
I got it in with her the other night; I knew she was selfish, but I didn't think she'd go so far as to give me the preemtive strike! What a bitch!
1. The act of screwing over a friend by throwing your genatalia in the air while he is talking to a girl.
2. The only way lonely men can get women to look at them.
3. When a group of ninjas karate chop your ass in half with chopsticks, a bag of rocks, and a dull ice cream scoop.
1. WHY DID YOU JUST NINJA STRIKE ME????!!!
2. That must of been a lonely bastard if he ninja stricked around Becca.
3. Detective: How'd he die?
Cop: He got ninja stricked...
Detective: Holy Shit..