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Air Strike
1. Internet terminology.
One step up from man the harpoons.
Used when a fat chick (usually referred to as a whale) posts her picture.
If the woman is large enough, one can step the strike up to a new level: Nuclear Strike, MOAB, FOAB or other Thermobaric weapon.
Also has part of it's meaning shared with the military definition.
If you believe you are funny enough, you may apply the term in real life where you may see many fat chicks or in other real life situations.
2. Military terminology
A military strike delivered by the Air Force.
Target is usually a suspected or confirmed enemy ground position.
Or in the case of definition 1. A fat chick too large for the harpoons.
Delivery of the strike is usually from aircraft such as bombers, ground attack aircraft, strike fighters or helicopters.
Weapons used during a strike can range from machine gun fire to missiles to bombs.
Air Strikes are sometimes initiated in strategic bombings, but the term generally refers to tactical intervention by airpower on the battlefield.
If necessary (eg: degree of military situation or the woman in definition 1. is exceedingly obese) an Air Strike can be followed up by an artillery, infantry or armour assault.
1.
A: Whoa! Get a load of that fucking whale man!!!1
B: Fuck me! MAN THE HARPOONS!
A: Screw the harpoons dawg, I'm calling in an Air Strike
B: Good call mang, that B2 Spirit will make short work of that fat bitch!
2.
e.g 1. As in Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
USAF Master Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-14's got good aim...
Major Lennox: ...why?
USAF Master Sergeant Epps: I told them to hit the orange smoke...
Lennox proceeds to facepalm upon realizing they are virtually stood on the orange smoke as Epps makes an excuse about it being a bad throw, when in reality he throws like a girl.
e.g 2.
Operator: Enemy position verified
Field Marshal: Call in the A-10's, it's time to light em up
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Slang terminology for when a someone fills all ten contact spots for a text message with the same person, so the message is received ten times over by that person. Then the sender often sends the whole message again, resulting by the end hundreds of repeat messages on someone's phone. If the recipient's phone is on vibrate it is even more obnoxious.
"My phone won't stopped buzzing, Brian air striked me!"
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The act of Person A ejaculating onto Person B from an aerial position
Marcus performed an Air Strike by leaping high into the air and releasing his load upon the unsuspecting boy's face.
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Another phrase used to inform the other person you are going to the toilet for a number 2.
Person 1: "You ready for this Jon?"
Jon: "Yeah, just gimme 5... I gotta go do an Air Strike"
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An Airstrike is a sexual finisher when the woman lays flat on her back and right before the man ejaculates he jumps on in a superman sort position and then ejaculates as he hovers over her
Friend: so how was that date last night
Man: its was awesome dude we fucked then.o Air striked her
Voice command used in "Return to Castle Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory" to request Field Ops rain death and destruction from above on enemy.
"Incoming!! Call in an airstrike!"
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While having sex, preferably in doggy style, squirt a hefty dose of Icy Hot on your partner's butt hole and force your dick in, using the Icy Hot as lube.
Doctor: This is the third patient that has come in from napalm air strikes.