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Alex From Target

A extremely hot guy seen working at target.

I say Alex from target yesterday he is so hot.

by JAMES MATT November 18, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


24 hour sniper target

An insult for an Indian telemarketer who wonโ€™t stop calling you on different numbers.

Telemarketer: Hello Iโ€™m calling about your extended car insurance

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU 24 HOUR SNIPER TARGET!!
Telemarketer: *hangs up*

by Mechanist December 12, 2019


Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation

This occurs when men go into their dating apps and change all of their settings to ONLY target Asian women. This will allow the male to acquire Asians at scale and set up multiple dating opportunities in a short period of time.

This strategy works best when it is executed by a white male over 6 feet tall in a large metropolitan area.

Person 1 - Hey man I'm working on a Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation. I'm hoping for good results.
Person 2 - Dude we're in San Francisco - there are Asians everywhere! You are going to clean up!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020


Air-based vision locked targeting system

When you take a dump off a building and hit someone.

Them: Hey man, you should use your Air-based vision locked targeting system!
Me: Naa...
Them: Five bucks if you hit the baby
Me: Deal!

by LividPlanets February 7, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Target About It

When youโ€™re having a bad day and go to Target to forget about it.

My job sucks, Iโ€™m going to Target about it.

by RedRedRed Red June 10, 2022


The Target Situation

1
When an insane cult that supports destroying women's sports (for women) and letting men go into women's restroom and do bad things, burning down crap, and putting walmarts in black neighborhoods out of business
put up clothes for children of topics that are totally inappropriate for kids and parents were righteously indolent about not only having to say they can't explain this crap to them 'wait until you get older my child', but that they were supposed to (which is insane and immoral)...
and people got angry for some (in)sane reason totally incomprehensible to people who aren't just deranged but different apparently.

Target had to
2 (When target) had to remove the inappropriate and unhealthy indoctrination material in fear of 'The Bud Lite Situation'.

The target Situation:
Target;
'Uh, oh.
We need to remove the cultish indoctrination crap that is inappropriate for kids and is upsetting parents despite the financial consequences from the esb

or we are going to find ourselves in a
(The) Bud lite Situation.
If we don't,
stockholders might sue us for sabotaging their stocks.
Because we only care about money though, and still uphold Bud Lite original 'shelf space', we need to do math on what will loose us the most, the line of credit hit, or angry republican extremists from the far right.' (Actually just parents just rip shnit /shiz about having to explain front butt S words/concepts/ terminology to their children).

by bobsterclause June 4, 2023