black tax

The notion that Black people have to work and perform regular task twice as well as White people.

The teacher black taxed us on our project. Susan and Dena did not do half the work we did.

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income tax

A long standing source of fraud on the fine citizens of the States of the US, - making use of legal terminology (legalese) to confound, confuse & obscufate the fact that the FEDERAL INCOME TAX is a tax on FEDERAL INCOME; - N0T a general tax on natural persons living & working in common occupations.

Federal Judges recieve their PAY from the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. Therefore, they earn FEDERAL INCOME (a taxable source as defined in section 863 of title 26 -- the income tax code). Therefore, they owe FEDERAL INCOME TAX.

A construction worker gets his pay from non federal contracts in the private sector of on of the several states (such as California). His "income" does not come from a FEDERAL source nor any of the few named in section 861 & operative sections of the Internal Revenue Code. Therefore, his compensation for labor done within that state (geography is a deciding factor too -- jurisdictional) is NOT taxable.

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Coal tax

A white women you dates a black man and gets abused or beaten by him

You hear Brittany got beat by her black boyfriend? Yea that’s the coal tax for ya.

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Poop Tax

The tax implied that someone has to pay or else the tax man will shit on their bed.

"Mom didn't pay my allowance, so it's being changed into the poop tax!"

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douche tax

The extra fee charged by an escort/prostitute when a trick is a total douche.

"Seriously, my last John just cried about some old movie for twenty minutes; I had to charge him a douche tax."

"This fucking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax."

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Microsoft Tax

The portion of the cost of a new computer that goes towards the Microsoft Windows license typically attached to it. Typically used derogatively in the free software community, which consists of people who would rather have no operating system supplied with their new PC. Due to the tactics of Microsoft towards computer manufacturers, this is rarely possible, unless the computer is a Macintosh.

Guy: I want a new PC to run Ubuntu, and I'd rather not pay the Microsoft Tax, but I don't have the time or know-how to put together a PC from scratch.
Other Guy: That sucks. Microsoft should stop being such greedy pigs.
Guy: I know!

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Frigid Tax

If you go back to a girls house after a night out its an unwritten rule that she is going to put out. If she fails to do so you can now implement what is widely known as- THE FRIGID TAX

'you said you had no money man, how can you afford to by me these chicken wings' 'thats easy man, i just gave that prude the frigid tax'

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