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What Sherman did after he hooked up with Ashley in the movies
The pants area around his groin rises by something underneath(dick).
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A tent where people go to give blowjobs.
"Hey Sara, wanna head on down to the dome tent?"
"Kris, this chick just gave me the best blowjob at the dome tent"
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When you let a super loud ripping fart out while under a blanket.
JOE: hey baby, check this out
Joes bitch: What baby? what do you want me to check out?
JOE: *PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP"
Joes bitch: OMG *GAG* *Dry heave*
Joe: ROFL HAHAHAH PARP TENT ON YOU!!!!!
Take that you cheating bitch!
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When in bed, a guy holds up the blanket while a girl is giving him head, creating the appearance of a tent.
"I think it's time for you to crawl down and give me some tent time."
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When a pitched tent (erect penis inside a pair of pants)
is carefully thrusted into a vagina(usally by an exotic dancer), fairly difficult to do safely, it doesnt feel particualy equisite to either party yet feels better than regular dry humping
Wow that was a nice surprise that stripper threw in a free Tent Job.
Whats that?
She took her pussy and kinda fucked my cock for a minuet but i still had my pants on
Oh did ya cum
Nope you cant really fuck like that
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Sometimes pubescent males or transvestites have a certain erotic pleasure which simultaneously inflates the user's drawers. This phenomenon is not rare. Look carefully at your middle school brethren trying to deflate that tent they so often pitch. Unfortunately, women are unable to experience this phenomena unless something has gone terribly wrong. In these cases, the woman has grown a monster cock brought forth by a lack of estrogen or an acute increase in testosterone. Tent Pants is amazing common amongst young Caucasian males who lack a certain place in which they may pitch their tent. This inconvenience can result in torn pants, schizophrenia, nausea, depression, explosive diarrhea, and spontaneous giz sometimes referred to as an 'autogiz'.
look at him, he has tent pants, that horny motherfucker
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