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Not to be confused with Aisle Salmon. Cinema Crab is the act of shuffling sideways through a seated row of movie goers, usually 10 minutes after the movie has started. Easily spotted by their flushed faces and hands full of popcorn.
The queue for popcorn was ridiculous, we had to cinema crab our way to our seats !
when you drive by a pond or a swamp or a lake type thing, and there is that nasty fishy moldy smell from the water
(while driving by a pond) "eww, you smell that crab water? shits gross."
Describes a person that is so incredibly attractive, that if they had crabs, you would still bang them, knowing you would get crabs.
She is so hot that I would bang her even if she had crabs. She's crabs hot!
The ultimate holy being that created the world and everything that exists. Has four children. Can be read about in the Crabble.
Crabble can go found on reddit at r/PraiseTheCrabGod
Smart Joe: I praised Crab God today!
Stupid Elin: I didn't!!!
Smart Joe: You will once you read the Crabble!
Crab pots are men or women with counterfeit emotional attachment. These men or women bait, lure, and catch sexual partners for ego boosts or recreational use. With no intention to care about them but use them repededly by giving false hope, hence they are stuck in a crabpot.
"I don't know why you keep sleeping with him, he dosent care about you, he is such a crab-pot!"
words spoken by TRUE INTELLECTUALS who are MASTERS AT TOUHOU: DEFENSE OF THE SHRINES when confronted with an immovable wall of VISUAL NOVEL LOVING TRASH.
jesus christ he's being such a faggot today, why don't we ban crab
Persistant crabs that manage to burrow inside the anus.
These ass crabs are tearing my shit apart. Literally.
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