crabble

The dried-up & flaky substance that, at an earlier time, was once pussy juice.

Crabble is most commonly found on one's chin 30 minutes after having performed oral sex on a woman.

Husband: Hi honey!

Wife: "Where have you been? It's 2am."

Husband: "I was out bowling with the guys."

Wife: "Bullshit! You've got crabble all over your face!"

Husband: "Uuuuhhh....ummmm.... It's not crabble... I swear..."

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crabble

a sarcastic word to use instead of cool when something really boring is said.

Oliver: I went to the shop today
Gareth: Crabble that

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Crabble

This term originated in Northern Virginia. Exactly how, we do now know.
The process of smoking marijuana, informing of smoking marijuana, and, or being under the influence of marijuana.

Hey man, I have some milk, want to go to the heb and crabble?

Man... I am so crabbled right now!

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crabbles

big ass vaginal warts

ollie went down on tinks skanky minge and was confronted by a vast amount of crabbles

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Crabble

An emotional crisis that leaves you in a state of feeling distraught, frustrated, anxious.

My problems have left me with a mess of crabble. As a result of my screwed up relationship, I am all crabbled up.

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crabble dabber

running around with shit on your face with a straw in your ass

last night i saw a hobo doing the crabble dabber

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Crabble

To consume passive mobile media with your mobile device propped up in front of you.

How was the flight? It was fine. I crabbled "Gran Torino".

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