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When a guy and his bestfriend put both their dicks in one condom to have have sex with the others girlfriend/wife
Chad: Bro me and Xan did a mummy buddy on his girl
Rest of the Frat house: Bro no way!!
Decides to have a child,...then after child is born...regrets giving birth to child, then blames child for being born...
Indian mummy is very controlling and very feminine...she likes to gossip, go to parties, eat channa masala, beat you with chappal, and she is obviously a bollywood movie fanatic who has a crush on Hrithik Roshan...indian mummy enjoys watching her children drown in studies and extracurricular activities, overfeeding her children, and beating them with a slipper,...so watch out!
My indian mummy beat me with a slipper for simply using my phone for five minutes...
When a girl is so dry it is like trying to fist a mummified corpse.
Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes
it means....oh you thought this was dirty yiu pervert go get a life
Why would you search Mummy harderrrr
When you’re shaft is inside of a condom
NO, she doesn’t need Plan B, my shit was wrapped like a mummy
An Equestrian Mum in her 30s to 40s who loves to brag about how amazing her children are at Horseriding , this woman wears jodhpurs, knee high equestrian socks and dubarry slip on loafers even though she hasn't sat on a horse in about 10 years. Accessories include yappy Jack Russell with Cath Kidston dog jacket and leather lead, chewing gum, oversized Gucci Sunglasses and latest iPhone. BEWARE this woman cannot reverse her brand new Ifor Williams 511 horsebox so she loudly looks for assistance off the 'little man'
Oh no here comes the bitchy Land Rover Mummy she's here to judge us!
Gordon the tank engine went to Disneyland with ur mom and then they went to the toilet and then to the bed without ur dads knowledge.
Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy with urmom.