Net Positive

A person who has evolved in his communications and data management to the point of considering obsolete the use of text messages, cd burning, and games not played online.
A Net Positive person does not watch TV, neither goes to movie theaters; if not downloadable, he says, it is not worth the bother.

A: "Yo... let´s go to see Date Night."
B: "You mean... to the cinema?"
A: "´Course!"
B: "Forget it... Net Positive."

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net neutrality

The term given to preventing private companies from censoring web sites and giving the federal government the power to censor web sites.

Under net neutrality the FCC will control the internet.

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Net worth

How many grams your posse would kill you for

this weeks share of my product got lost, hope my net worth is at least that to the supplier...

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All Net

Sweet-talking a girl into coming home with you after a night of partying or clubbing without the girl having to think about it, hence just like basketball where the ball gets "all net".

Friend One: Bro! I took this nasty broad home the other night!
Friend Two: Hard wheel?
Friend One: No man, she was sodtf she was All Net

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net neutrality

What's net neutrality anymore?

What is net neutrality

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net whore

2 people who see eachother quite a bit are talking on aim trying to get into eachothers pants without having the slightest idea who they are talking to.

P: Who is this? Eric's Adam? Adam my ex? Adam from SUNY?
A: Keep us straight net whore!

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back of the nets

Used by a manipulative bastard, after scoring a chick he doesn't deserve - a real player

"he shots, he scores, back of the nets!" he said to a girl, whilst walking out the door, after a randy one night stand

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