Mike the Bike

A chick with a lisp who’s the town bike. Mike being a reference to “Mike Tyson” who has a lisp.

Franklin :My foreskin hurts

Ahmed: What happened bro?
Franklin: Mike the Bike gave me a blow job
Ahmed : Damn . Never get a BJ from a chick with a lisp.

Tramp Bike

A modified bike, which would enable usage of it on a trampoline. Achieved by removing the wheels and attaching polystyrene and layers upon layers of maskintape.

Bob: Check my skillz on this tramp bike crew!
Everyone: Holy crap Bob your so hardcore!
Mariah Carey: How would you like me to perform sexual intercourse with you Bob?
Bob: Nah its k.

bike share

When two partners straddle an object, both facing forward (as one would straddle a bike), and the partner in back inserts either a penis or dildo into the partner in front.

“My girlfriend and I wanna spice things up, any ideas”
“Well the bike share is a classic”

pony a bike

When a person is on a bike and one hand is steering that bike and the other hand is steering another bike that they just stole.

Look at that guy pony a bike. He just stole it from that bike rack.

bike rifing

Origin: Seattle
Carrying your bike around on your car bike rack when you have no intention of riding it. The act of posing as a bicyclist.

I was crusin' the mall doing a little bike rifing, hoping to pick up some athletic chicks

Bike Dike

A guy that looks like David Byrne who is obsessed with DesMoines IA, bike trails

"Wow that guy is a real bike dike"

Dirt Bike

A two or four stoke motor propelled vehicle..and the loud noise associated with them is because of legal modifications to the exhaust normally a Super Trapp www.supertrapp.com

Hey dude what the bleep was thatdirt bike whizzes by..!!

I think that was one of them hopped up super trapp dirt bikes!

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