sphincter cough

The act of verbal flatulance through the lips of a jackass; talking like an asshole

In other words, a complete asshole undeserving of life

Mike: did u hear somthing?
Matt: no, why?
Mike: Hmm, must have been brantley spincter coughing from the other room...
Matt: damn, i can smell the bullshit all the way out here!

Brad tried to play the bass, but could only produce a rather nasty ass sphincter cough

Joe: DUDES!!!!!!!
Mike: what a sphincter cough...

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fake cough

a tactic used when smoking weed to make the person ahead of you in the circle hit a cashed bowl. a well-timed fake cough after your hit makes them think the bowl is burning strong, so they will take a strong puff, only to find themselves with a mouth full of ash.
if you ever fall victim to the fake cough, the best option is to execute the double fake cough on the next person in line, thereby making them take an even more cashed hit.

note- someone who likes to sneak a hit may be unaffected by the nastiness of the fake cough.

wait a minute, this bowl is cashed as fuck...the fake cough! i should have known, it was cashed last time i hit it.

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Wet Cough

The act of waking up, being hungover and talking to other people after a party not realising that your fellow partygoers have imparted their own personal liquid DNA somewhere on your person... this is usually obvious to everyone but yourself.

Cho: Greened out and had to go out to spew. Meeting <dongname> at back of tent after monkeys see you there

Reilly: Man I'm glad I made him a wet cough this morning

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Butt cough

When you do not want anyone to know you farted.

"Hey Joe did you just fart?"
"No man, my ass has a cold and just butt coughed"!

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Ball Cough

A slight tug on the scrotum when you cough, usually a result of a continuous dry hacking cough.

Bro, I've coughed so much I can feel it in my balls, think I have a Ball Cough.

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strawberry cough

it is a reddish blueish whiteish greenish kind of pot plant thats has a strawberry aftertast,and it give you the coughs high paid bud high time kind of bud

it that strawberry cough in the bowl i pick up some strawberry cough form the hippie down the street it cost a pretty penny but it for you bro

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Typhoo Cough

A sexual act which involves the male partner gently putting his testicles into his partners' mouth...proceeding to then cough to allow his testicles to rise up, which is then repeated to create a teabagging effect.

"How's the sex, Brian?"
"Yeah, good! We started the night off with a typhoo cough last night?"
"What the fuck is that?!"
"Imagine a teabag, but with cough and drop. Fucking rinsin' mate."
"Genius. Not only do you get an oo with Typhoo, but a 'urrrghh' with a typhoo cough!"

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