nose flute

When the boogers in your nose create a whistle noise when you breathe in or out.

Dude, are you getting sick? Last night your nose flute was so loud I thought a train was coming!

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zute flute

a bong, something used to smoke marajuana or other drugs

He carefully hid his zute flute underneath his seat so the cop wouldnt see it when he got pulled over.

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Skin-Flute

yo schlong muddafucker

hey roy, wut a long skinflute uve got there

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magic flute

A glass pipe used for smoking crack or meth.

Little Suzie walked in to her mother's bedroom, she pointed to her mom's dopepipe and said,"what's that?"Her mother replied"Honey, that is mommy's magic flute.only grownups can play the magic flute".

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meat flute

1.a musical intrument played by fags, or sluts

I wanted to get head from sally, but she plays the meat flute to often so i dont want my dick to burn.

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flute fruit

An member of a high school or college marching band.

Pepe: Yo man....You know who I think is hot?
Gaylord:Who?
Pepe: Jen
Gaylord: EWE! Dude, she's a fuckin FLUTE FRUIT!
Pepe: Ahhhhh nnooooo way...she cant be a band tard!
Gaylord: Yeah and she prolly has herpes too.....

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douche flute

derived frome the early 14th century wind instrument the flute, a douche flute is one who plays the flute of doucheness, henceforth making them the ultimate extreme douchiest flutist of all douches

derived from latin term(douchius playus flutius unum)

Dustin Cotner is an incredibly monstrous douche flute

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