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Careless Grandma

Originated from MTV's True Life: I have Tourettes.

One of the people featured on this particular segment was 16 year old Alyssa, who lives with her grandma. Memorable highlights from the show featured Alyssa getting angry and frustrated with her grandma, particularly when her grandma was painting her toe nails, and Alyssa says "You didn't get it all grandma.....you're being CARELESS!"

The phrase spawned many Facebook pages and YouTube videos, showcasing Alyssa's temper and tourettes.

You're being careless grandma, you might as well not even do it at all!

by FerrariCarr July 16, 2010

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grandmas gobble

that fuckable loose hanging skin that droops from an elderly womans neck and chin.

i went home with that old chick from the VFW and tore off her grandmas gobble with my dick.

by shaun flowers December 20, 2007

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grandma glance

Something so old your grandmas gives it a glance. Used to point out that information someone has shared is old news. Usually typed and not spoken. Often replaced in type with the acronym 'gg'.

The term comes from the song "Not Give a Fuck" by Fabolous.

{A IM exchange in 2010}
Person 1: "Guys, check out this new artist called Fabolous"

Person 2: "grandma glance"

Person 3: "gg"

by BaronVonGrant December 16, 2010

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Grandma Style

One who partakes in the oral services of a woman. When doing so he and/or she moves there tongue furiosly in a side to side motion, tongue must be hard and pointed...its like when your grandma is confused and her mouth is agape and all u see is her tongue making that motion

Yea baby last night ate that bitch grandma style!

by Ldogg88 February 24, 2010

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Grandma fooler

A gift from someone that isn't name-brand or quite what you were expecting. The name is due to the fact that usually, grandmas are not up to speed on what is popular. This is usually not good, but sometimes, it turns out ok.

Friend: Did you get an iPod for Christmas?
You: I got an MP3 player, but it was a Grandma fooler.

by tbirdwhoever November 29, 2009

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grandma hair

An older lady hair style that consists of hair that is white, grey, dark grey, or any mixture in between. Most likely cut short and in tight curls. The kind of hair that "Mrs. Jenkins" gets done everyday at 2 o' clock. Most likely one of these women with this style are known as the "regulars" at beauty salons. Every young beauticians worst nightmare. Older ladies is Beauty shops don't seem to mind their company.

"That woman has dark grey curly hair that reminds me of grandma hair"

by Kaleigh Eustice July 16, 2006

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Grandma Chen

A stereotype filled term to describe a horrible driver. We all know the stereotypes about who can't drive - elderly, female, asian - well here they are all rolled up into one convenient package.

"Nice lane change, Grandma Chen!"

by TMarcello August 17, 2006

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