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when a woman gives oral sex to a man while he is sitting on the toilet pooping
Jane gave John a steaming melvin at the truck stop.
When you throw a grape as hard as you can at a Black
Did you see that bitch cry after lunch?
I melvined her ass! -The Melvin
The act of tucking one’s penis in between your legs to look a mangina
Bro did you see kaiden dirty melvin right in the middle of the party?
Melvin miller is normally a black male, loves to talk about how large his penis is even though it is super tiny. So funny that will make pee your pants, but if innaproprate stuff wasent alive he wouldent be funny. Hes a geek loser but makes people crack up.
melvin miller stop making me laugh.....
A very gay man . He is the king of the Gym . Very likely to own your very dicks . When MELVIN MEE winks at you your dicks is melvin's now.
Man: wow MELVIN MEE just winked at me
Another man : your dick belonged to him now
When you melt a snickers bar between your butt cheeks and then immediately put the same snickers bar in between your partners butt cheeks.
The wife and I did the Sticky Melvin last night
A Truly Outstanding Knob Slobber , and professional dishwasher; a true necessity in the kitchen! Best housewife anyone could ever ask for.
“Damn bro, ain’t nobody been slobbin me up lately, i need me a Melvin Cooper!”