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When you jizz in the toilet, and you don't flush. Therefore letting harden there.
And when your parents ask you, you just say you were eating cereal and shitting at the same time.
No ma, that's just Toilet Milk. You know I have to save time in the morning before school.
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Four honey buns and a handjob.
"I took her out to dinner and all I got was a Kansas Milk."
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a particularly foul-smelling fart that feels three times heavier than air, smells like propane and milk, and usually occurs in five-minute intervals. a direct byproduct of eating/drinking too much raw protein, milk, or eggs.
also known as a "protein stain".
Dave: "John needs to quit eating 30 eggs a day, his last milk wheeze made me vomit despite me being three rooms away."
John: "Tell me about it."
Insulting phrase used to describe someone who acts like someone or something else, usually in order to fit in. A fake person.
Wintston used to play golf and wear sweater vests. But ever since he moved to the ghetto he's turned into a real chocolate milk napkin. Lately he's been selling drugs, spending all his money on fresh kicks, and listening to lil wayne.
Two months ago Margaret saw Danielle's grandpa take a shit in church. Now Margaret does it every sunday. What a wrinkly old milk napkin.
Makes your ass explode and you have to hold on to the toilet so you don't see the angels it also make you shit your bed at night.
I drank angel milk and it made my ass explode so hard
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A guy creampies in a vagina and eats it afterwards.
Dude did you eat the Milk Taco after?
A person, generally a person of color, that seems to be exclusively attracted to white people.
Joe: Hey, did you hear about Mikey?
Bob: Whats up with him?
Joe: He is into that white girl again
Bob: Typical Mikey. He is such a milk merchant.